Today I got a very strange text message from an unknown number - its area code indicates the burbs of Milwaukee (Google tells me New Berlin), but nothing else. First, this number asked me "Why do you have two different numbers?" After my response of "Who is this?" I got back this classy line: "I want you."

I encourage you to ask 262-492-4823 something equally bizarre, and finish it up with a laughably lascivious line like his/hers.